The lifeguard at his post.

The Snow Golem Lifeguard is one of the Scottland running gags. He's a snowman that sits on the beach refusing to melt. His sole reason for being is to protect Scottland from the evils of liquid H2O.

He is a dedicated worker and never leaves his post. It is remarkable that he remains employed in Scottland, where his kind are frequently hunted down and killed. Zack, the most notrorious snow golem hunter, has been merciful on the lifeguard. This is mostly due to him being afraid of his wife, Ashley, who has taken a liking to this particular snow golem.

As of Episode 366 he is missing from his station, presumably missing or dead.

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On Dynmap the Snow Golem Lifeguard can be seen in his post.


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