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A view of the whole melon beach

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A close up of the ceremonial melon dick

The Melon Beach is located behind McGill Mills Farm, and next to the Leaning Tower of Faggot, as named by Mac. It is the must-go-to hotspot for all the melons in Scottland and Nova. The main attraction is the Melon penis which is the focal point of the beach.

On episode 401, Zack, for the first time, found the melon beach. He then proceded to circumsize the Melon penis. Mac was not pleased.

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