Penis Size:

0.5" According to Mac

First Appearance

Episode 402 - Clone Server

First Appearance (Scottland)

Episode 534 - Soul Brothas

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Geoffrobro is a player on the Scottland minecraft server. He and Markus are the only black members of the server. The only thing he and Zack agree on are that the Taco Bell Cantina Bowl is not very good. Besides that, they fight alot on whether black people should be free or not. Zack says they should and Geoffrobro says they shouldn't.

He is 19 years old, although she is commonly incorrectly assumed to be younger due to her youthful appearance, short height of 5'2", and cute and tight asshole.

He loves anime and his favorite anime is Clannad. His favorite videogame is Katawa Shoujo, where he took the Emi path and is now in love with the character, and is tyring to be legally married to her. He wants the captain of the titanic to come back to life for his wedding ceremony. He wanted to wait til marriage, but he couldn't help it and had sex with her over and over and over and over and over. He is very Kawaii, and is very Mushi Mushi.

His least favorite cartoon is Shin-chan. He finds it inappropriate and a disgrace to all japanese culture. He hates it. He also loves kiddie cancer. He thinks it's very Ni-haooooooooooshi nijaki goooki molki. That si his way of saying super mega foxy awesome hot.


*Geoff is black


"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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